- *gets out of day old pajamas*
- *takes a shower*
- *gets into clean pajamas*
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
i live for this
BLACK PANTHER!!???? THEY ARE MAKING A BLACK PANTHER!!!??? I’M CRYING. MY EYES GOT SO BIG AND I GASPED AND I’M CRYING. I SAID LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO I WANTED THIS, AND THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. AND I WANT THIS. I AM SO HAPPY.
^That was really similar to my reaction when I found out about that too! ahhhhh!
Okay, just hear me out for a second.
Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”